How would you dominate the world?

Personally, i would come up with secret plans…i would get a mad scientist lab! then experiment on people i hate! Then brainwash the evil language arts teachers with cafe food! and force homework to EVERYONE! and then poison muffins to pppl around the world, and kill any who i feel like killing or refurse to eat muffins…and then i would be ruler!!!!!!!!!!!! MUFFINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok im done…;p